The Unofficial Anthony Fan Club

Anthony Loves White Noise

2006-10-22T14:49:00.000-04:00

But only 27 minutes of it.

This hour has 27 minutes?

Anthony loves The O.C.!

2006-04-11T19:11:00.000-04:00

It's completely true. He's aiming to be their new token ablino black kid! Good luck in your quest to jon the cast!

"I see you, Boozey McDrunk-face. You're not fooling me."

Anthony loves St. Patrick's Day!

2006-03-17T22:31:00.000-05:00

Let's play a game! It's called "Where the hell is Anthony?". I'll give you a hint: he's not wearing pants. Wait! Scratch that. He's the only one wearing any pants.

And look at that, he's got himself some green beer!

Anthony loves... uh, the shadow of himself?!

2006-03-07T12:24:00.000-05:00

Look real close... closer... closer... closer... WHOA BACK UP YOU PERV! Yes, it is indeed your beloved Anthony, in iPod form!

Maybe the highlighted part should be him grabbing his crotch...

Anthony loves his balloon friends!

2006-03-01T22:25:00.000-05:00

It takes a dedicated man to love balloons, on account of their inflated-unreliability. Anthony is that man.

Look how her gently coaxes the balloons to his side. He's a pro.

Anthony loves the ability to hear!

2006-02-07T21:51:00.000-05:00

He really does, and that is why he takes such measures (as depicted below) to conserve said hearing. That is one fancy ear-drum saver! It's all class for Anthony!

Hearing is so sexy.

Anthony loves killing babies!

2006-02-03T08:41:00.000-05:00

Aside from loving babies, he also enjoys to kill babies. Mostly just of the inflatable sort, but still (freakishly bunny looking) babies.

Don't worry Anthony, we won't let you go to jail for it.

Anthony loves Becca!

2006-01-27T11:11:00.000-05:00

Anthony is so good to all his fans: posing with them in pictures, signing autographs, and blowing up/popping balloons with them. Here we see him showing such dedication to said balloon shannigans.

Anthony wishes Becca a happy birthday!

Anthony loves his birthday!

2006-01-25T00:22:00.000-05:00

So much in fact that Anthony's fans have decided to treat him with, not one, but 2 pictures on this highly important day!

Happy 22nd Birthday Anthony!!

Anthony loves voting!

2006-01-23T19:08:00.000-05:00

It's true, but when does he vote? Every chance he gets... like right now, during election time! How coincidental!

He looks so fulfilled! I wonder who he voted for...

Anthony loves fun!

2006-01-20T11:17:00.000-05:00

Anthony comes home in the morning light, his mother says "When you gonna live your life right?" Oh, mother, dear,Anthony's not the fortunate one, and Anthony, he wants have fu-un. Oh, Anthony, just wants have fun.

Did you know that back in the day that song was actually a duet between Cyndi and Anthony? Cuz it's true.

Anthony loves arrows!

2006-01-19T22:02:00.000-05:00

But only if he is the one doing the arrowing.

He's just happy to be there.

Anthony loves tampons!

2006-01-18T15:59:00.000-05:00

Except I don't have the heart to tell him he's missing the key element for tampon usage.

Yes, Anthony, that's where it goes.

Rita Loves Anthony!

2006-01-17T15:25:00.000-05:00

Hello Fanclub!
Long time reader, first time writer. I felt that I need to share with you hown much I enjoy the fantastic trivia! I hope to someday write a biography about Anthony, and the information I have found through you will be an invaluable resource.
Thank you!

Rita

Dear Rita.
As happy as we are that you find Anthony so fascinating, we do hope that you seek his permission to write this biography. Unless, of course, like us... you plan to be unofficial.
In that case, can we be featured?

Rebecca.
Fanclub PR.

Anthony loves his cartoon self!

2006-01-16T03:17:00.000-05:00

At least he better love it....

Aw, look at him waiting for the bus. Just like the real Anthony!

Anthony loves Trogdor!

2006-01-15T02:41:00.000-05:00

Together they enjoy long walks on the beach, and eating investment bankers. And lawyers.

But then again, who doesn't love Trogdor? Not Anthony, that's for sure.

Natalie loves Anthony!

2006-01-10T23:16:00.000-05:00

Dear Fanclub,
I have been having a vicious debate with a fellow anthony fan for some time now.
Could you solve it for us?
What color are Anthony's eyes???

Thanks,
Natalie

Dear Natalie
I have consulted with the Board of Directors of the Fan Club, and we have come to this conclusion:
Anthony's eyes are brown.

Thanks for writing!
Rebecca.
Fanclub PR & Administration.

Fans love Anthony!

2006-01-09T12:48:00.000-05:00

Hello Anthony Fanclub.

I love your site, and hope it continues! It reminds me every day that I should
keep on lovin' Anthony!
I have been a closet Anthony Fan for a long time now, and the fanclub has given
me the courage to admit it to myself and others.
Thank you so much!

anthonyfan1

Well, anthonyfan1, thanks for your support!
I'm very glad to hear that the fanclub has been helpful to you, in such a concrete and positive way!
It takes a lot of courage to come out as an Anthony fan.
We're glad you came around!

Rebecca
(fanclub admin).

Anthony loves David Bowie!

2006-01-08T23:09:00.000-05:00

Anthony: And here comes David Bowie! David, what brings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shh! Just you shut your mouth...
Anthony: OH,MAKE LOVE TO ME, ZIGGY STARDUST! I take you home, I make you fish bowel soup! Fish bowel!

Hey! Don't stick your tongue out at David Bowie!

Anthony loves junk food!

2006-01-07T18:27:00.000-05:00

To quote Anthony: "Mmmm... junk food." This was followed by a considerable amount of drool.

That hat is so familiar... and that expression....

Anthony loves chicken!

2006-01-06T22:14:00.000-05:00

Even if it is very little. He is very accepting that way.

Anthony, I think your friend might be underage, should he really be at a party like that?

Anthont loves lazy!

2006-01-05T23:05:00.000-05:00

That's right, lazy is now an object.

Oh wait, it's me who loves lazy. Dammit, I always confuse us, cuz we look so damn similar!

Anthony loves the french!

2006-01-04T12:05:00.000-05:00

Oui, il aime le francais beaucoup, parce-que il est francais aussi! Don't let the last name fool you... he just took out the accents.

MS Paint'd! (And he's holding a baguette, you filthy minded freak!)

Anthony loves Hubert Cumberdale!

2006-01-03T22:07:00.000-05:00

... because he tastes like soot and poo.

Enough said.

Anthony loves silence!

2006-01-02T22:42:00.000-05:00

Just don't try to test his boundries...

Notice the turban. He means business.

Anthony loves shame!

2006-01-01T20:59:00.000-05:00

That's right. I know, I know; it's hard to believe shame exists in his life, but it does. If Catholicism has taught us anything it's that we are bad and we should be ashamed of everything.

It's okay Anthony, I'll keep your identity safe.

Anthony loves beer!

2005-12-31T05:29:00.000-05:00

And who doesn't!? Especially on New Years Eve! Happy New Years Anthony!

Mmm... foamy.

Anthony loves shakes!

2005-12-30T14:31:00.000-05:00

Whether it's an intense epileptic seizure or some chocolate-y goodness, Anthony always loves a good shake. Or a Master Shake, either will do.

It should also be noted that he enjoys wads of meat and Frylock.

Anthony loves snowmen!

2005-12-29T11:44:00.000-05:00

... well , they don't have to be made of snow...

There you have it! Anthony at his finest. He's so fashion oriented, with his matching shoes and glasses.

Anthony loves his checkered vans!

2005-12-28T20:44:00.000-05:00

No, he doesn't have two large vehicles painted like checker boards, but he does have shoes with those colours. What could it symbolize? A "cool" and "hip" Anthony, whose into the "ska" generation, or an uber-nerdy Anthony, who just loves checkers? Probably the latter, but whose to say for sure, Anthony is still a mystery.

You'll notice the lack of Anthony or even the attempt at photoshopping for these last two posts. This is because I am lazy, and I really don't give a damn. So, suck it up.

Anthony loves cheese!

2005-12-27T20:32:00.000-05:00

But not all cheese. He mostly avoids head cheese after finding out that it is neither cheese, nor does it give head.

Anthony's cheese consumption steps:
Step1: Take lactose pills.
Step2: Consume cheese.
Step3: Repeat step two, unless stomach is upset, then move to the optional step 4.
Step4: Throw up.

Anthony loves being Batman!

2005-12-26T14:43:00.000-05:00

Could it be... is it the caped crusader himself? No, it's just Anthony. Being Batman is much like a security blanket to Anthony; it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy... down there.

You'll notice that Anthony also enjoys being Batman for the outfits.

Anthony loves Santa!

2005-12-25T13:39:00.000-05:00

It may be the large, round belly, or the crispy, white beard, either way Anthony loves Santa very much. It all stems from his love of bear-like men, but his craving for the older men is satisfied by Santa too.

Merry Holiday Anthony!

Anthony loves silly hats!

2005-12-24T14:06:00.000-05:00

Well he better, after last years incident...

I'm sure Anthony has learned his lesson by now... right?

Anthony loves clowns!

2005-12-23T23:02:00.000-05:00

Oh, he'll say otherwise, but we all know the truth. His sexual desires for clowns and clown like objects has not been hidden well. But that's alright, we'll forgive him... after all, he is Anthony.

So THAT's where clown come from! I always thought it was a multi-coloured stork.

Anthony loves Clark Gable!

2005-12-22T18:34:00.000-05:00

It's a fact! Why else would he tolerate "Gone With The Wind"? His obvious desire for Mr. Gable is almost adorable. Ask Anthony anything about Clark Gable, he knows it all! He's actually begun to invent a game... Trivial Pursuit: Gable Edition.

Look into Anthony's eyes; so full of lust, so full of passion.

Anthony loves babies!

2005-12-21T21:34:00.000-05:00

Anthony enjoys the innocent gurgling sound of baby's drool, as well as their soft little legs. The most rewarding part about holding a baby, according to Anthony, is the random, yet precise,
throw up, also known as "baby spew".

Look at him! So gentle and loving, don't you wish he was holding your baby?

Anthony loves squirrels!

2005-12-20T01:46:00.000-05:00

But with one requirement: they must be nerdy squirrels. This could mean anything from math genius' to trekkies. Either way, the squirrelly nerdness puts a smile on his face. Anthony would never own a squirrel though, he enjoys lurking around. He is always impressed with himself when he can successfully sneak up on a nerdy squirrel without them noticing. They are the most elusive type, you know!

I think his bet is on the pink lightsaber wielding squirrel.

Anthony loves fudge!

2005-12-19T14:35:00.000-05:00

Although content his job, Anthony could never tell his friends what he did.

Mmm... fudgey-goodness. Pack away my friend!

Anthony loves Christmas paraphernalia!

2005-12-18T00:24:00.000-05:00

It's the honest truth. Though christmas as a holiday doesn't quite appeal to him, the things that go along with it do. This includes: tinsel, garland, mistle toe, holly, roasted chestnuts (only over an open fire), jingling bells, Prancer, jolly obese men, nothern poles, evergreen trees, cookies, canes made of candy, stockings, the colour red, frankincense, snowflakes, bright flashy coloured lights, elves, but most of all, angels. Anthony tries hard every day to sprout wings to be a true angel. (But a true fan of Anthony knows he already is!!!)

Hmm... Anthony, that outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it?

Anthony loves the ugly one!

2005-12-17T15:58:00.000-05:00

It may seem like Anthony gets around, but we now know where his loyalties lie... with the ugly one. Maybe it's the hair, or the glasses, or the generally unpleasent smell that makes her seem like heaven to him, either way Anthony only has eyes for her. Luckily she has a crush on every boy... so Anthony is included in that category, most of the time.

Try not to get arrow'd!

Anthony loves Brynn!

2005-12-16T01:13:00.000-05:00

And she feels the same way. That's so nice to know isn't, that there is still love out there. Quick warning to Anthony: watch out for Brynn's boyfriend, he may look like a pacifist, but when you put the moves on his girl... he'll say some really means things about you. They'll sting, right in the heart.

P.S. - Sorry to Anthony's friend. Nothing against you, I swear.

Anthony loves music!

2005-12-15T03:41:00.000-05:00

Anthony is alive with the sound of music, with songs he has sung, for a thousand years. Anthony fills our hearts, with the sound of music. His heart wants to sing every song it hears. His heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise from the lake to the trees.

Blue really is his colour, don't you think?

Anthony loves Chuck Norris!

2005-12-14T15:19:00.000-05:00

Oh yeah, Anthony and Chuck go way back. I beleive they first met while Chuck was stationed in Korea, serving in the Air Force. Those were the good ol' days! Anthony and Chuck hit it off right away (Anthony even makes a cameo in Hero and the Terror).

They are just so darn happy together!

Anthony loves cartoons!

2005-12-13T02:37:00.000-05:00

That's right my friends, Anthony loves his cartoons. So much, infact, that it seems to dominate his life in everyway. He dreams of one day being a cartoon himself. Together, we can all help him reach this goal.

Mr. Philips... haha, that sounds like shit lips.

Anthony loves dancing!

2005-12-12T13:25:00.000-05:00

Well, you can tell by the way he uses his walk, he's a woman's man—no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, he's been kicked around since he was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', people, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Well now, he gets low and he gets high, and if he can't get either, he really tries. Got the wings of heaven on his shoes; he's a dancin' man and he just can't lose.

Anthony, is there something in your pocket, or are you just happy to be in the picture?

Anthony loves Virginia Woolf!

2005-12-11T16:55:00.000-05:00

Why is that you ask? Because they are the same age. (minus a hundred years or so) Same day and everything. Exciting, n'est pas? Other than sharing a birthday, Anthony and Virginia are also share a love of writing, and being British feminists.

Anthony and Virginia have had such happy times together. Look at the way he gazes at her adoringly.

Anthony loves strippers!

2005-12-10T02:52:00.000-05:00

Well, we don't know that for sure, but he does like Natalie Portman as a stripper so it is concluded that he likes strippers in general. Seediness is a real turn on for him. So are lemons. Mmm... seediness and lemons, what a diabolical combination.

Notice the champagne glass. Nothing but class for Anthony.

Anthony loves sleep!

2005-12-09T17:24:00.000-05:00

Yes, it's true! Our clever young friend enjoys a good shut eye now and then. He infact tries to sleep for a good 10 hours. What interesting things are going on in Anthony's head as he sleeps, I wonder? Champagne, boobies, loose leaf? I believe all three are appropriate.

Sleep soundly gentle Anthony, for tomorrow is yet another day in which you can sleep.

Anthony loves his ass!

2005-12-08T14:05:00.000-05:00

Is this really news to all of the fans of Anthony out there? No. But it's always nice to be reminded of Anthony's ass. For those of you who have no been aquainted with Anthony's ass before... here it is having a conversation; it's quite intellectual. And patriotic.

And no, I was unable to obtain the photo's of his ass' nude scene. I apologize to all.