Anthony Loves White Noise

But only 27 minutes of it.


This hour has 27 minutes?

Anthony loves The O.C.!

It's completely true. He's aiming to be their new token ablino black kid! Good luck in your quest to jon the cast!


"I see you, Boozey McDrunk-face. You're not fooling me."

Anthony loves St. Patrick's Day!

Let's play a game! It's called "Where the hell is Anthony?". I'll give you a hint: he's not wearing pants. Wait! Scratch that. He's the only one wearing any pants.


And look at that, he's got himself some green beer!

Anthony loves... uh, the shadow of himself?!

Look real close... closer... closer... closer... WHOA BACK UP YOU PERV! Yes, it is indeed your beloved Anthony, in iPod form!


Maybe the highlighted part should be him grabbing his crotch...

Anthony loves his balloon friends!

It takes a dedicated man to love balloons, on account of their inflated-unreliability. Anthony is that man.


Look how her gently coaxes the balloons to his side. He's a pro.

Anthony loves the ability to hear!

He really does, and that is why he takes such measures (as depicted below) to conserve said hearing. That is one fancy ear-drum saver! It's all class for Anthony!


Hearing is so sexy.

Anthony loves killing babies!

Aside from loving babies, he also enjoys to kill babies. Mostly just of the inflatable sort, but still (freakishly bunny looking) babies.


Don't worry Anthony, we won't let you go to jail for it.

Anthony loves Becca!

Anthony is so good to all his fans: posing with them in pictures, signing autographs, and blowing up/popping balloons with them. Here we see him showing such dedication to said balloon shannigans.


Anthony wishes Becca a happy birthday!

Anthony loves his birthday!

So much in fact that Anthony's fans have decided to treat him with, not one, but 2 pictures on this highly important day!



Happy 22nd Birthday Anthony!!

Anthony loves voting!

It's true, but when does he vote? Every chance he gets... like right now, during election time! How coincidental!


He looks so fulfilled! I wonder who he voted for...